Smack!

A squirrel made a bad landing in wet cement.

The head must be fed

Feed the Head is a surreal web toy. It's fun to keep popping the noses off.

10 Rocks That Look Like Faces

The disney cruises are of great interest for artists and hobbyists all around the world, because the destination has plenty of artwork for one to be inspired. The america airline offers discount flights to japan. The swiss airlines also offer cheap airline tickets for cheap cruises to Disney. You can also set out on a tropical caribbean cruise venture perfect with its own touch of Disney magic.

The Sixty-Ninth Miniscule Artform

This is the sixty-ninth drawing in the lil' drawing series. It's called 'the flunch.'

Lil' Drawing Number Sixty Eight

This is the latest drawing in this quasi-infinite series. Street name: "folded phantom."

Nine Lame Jokes Someone Always Makes When We Play Star Wars Battlefront II

These won't make sense unless you've played this game for hours on end, but here you go.

9. Ouch! Mygeeto! (or: Mygeeto hurts!)

8. This bears a strong resemblance to shooting wamp rats, does it not, child?

7. They're all grover!

6. Recon! (Spoken like the dentist elf saying "Yukon!" from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer)

5. Sniper, no sniping!

4. Wookie what he can do! (also spoken like a line from Rudolph)

3. Go, Detpack! (said while jumping over a cliff, thinking a detpack is a jetpack)

2. Utapau! ... No, Utapau!

1. Who wants to play SWBFFJill?

Summer Ween Part 2

It's summer and the urge to blog is low, low, low. Here are some really good Ween tracks that should tide you over. They're all taped from various live shows. Right-click the links and grab them mp3s.

First is this renditition of David Bowie's Space Oddity from a Gene Ween solo show. It's great how the crowd gets into the song.

Here's an acoustic version of Pumpin' 4 the Man from Pure Guava, from the same Gene Ween show. Not safe for work! Not even a little bit.

This song's not on any recorded albums, it's The Stallion, Part IV. There's a version on All Request Live, but this live one rocks pretty hard too. Killer lyrics. Total ear worm.

Finally here's a great performance of the bombastic Buckingham Green", Gene goes off the deep end a little near the end.

Enjoy.

New painting, "Yellow Grime"

Finished a painting that has lots of yellow paint. This painting is designed to drag your eyes along to different areas. Click here for a larger view... and here's a really close detail. Daughter thinks it looks like her blankie, I can't argue.

Dumb; Funny

This is dumb but it cracked me up.
Not safe for work. Turn up your sound.
Poor Chris!